10 Things to do in a Grocery Store:
10: Yell out loud, "Food fight!!", and throw vegatables at unsuspecting people.
9: Put slices of cheese (like Kraft Singles)in a magazine and walk to where a
lot of people are. Open the magazine, make the cheese fall on the floor and yell, "I won! I won! I got the Super Jackpot!"
8: If you see someone reaching for something, stand behind them and yell, "Don't touch that!!"
7: Fill up a shopping cart with food and leave it in the middle of an aisle with a sign saying, "Free Food"
6: Pretend you have a seizure.
5: Stick your head in one side of an aisle and cover it up with boxes or something, and when someone takes one, poke your head out and yell, "Peekaboo!" or "Boo!"
4: Wander down the aisles talking to your self saying, "I vunder vere zee veeners are..."
3: Get a cucumber and a knife, slice the cucumber into slices and put them over your eyes. Walk through the store and say, "Uhhhh...."
2: If you see a pyramid of cans, always take the bottom one.
1: Actually buy some food.
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